Opénurize™ - the daily medication to help you…

…see through government and media subterfuge

Do you suffer from moderate-to-severe misbelief that those in government have concern for you? Have you been duped by the illusion that one party or other, or one of their preferred candidates, wants to make your life better? Do you accept without question whatever you hear from news outlets or in government press conferences? Do you find yourself mindlessly regurgitating main-stream media talking points?

If you have experienced any of these symptoms of brainwashing, Opénurize™ (veritasumab) can help. Opénurize™ is the most potent prescription for overturning the delusion that politicians and government bureaucracy care about anything other than their own power and profit. The main ingredient in Opénurize™, veritasumab, is a human antibody to falsehood that is able to dispel lies as they attempt to enter the cerebrum. It has been clinically proven to displace propaganda that has become lodged in the brain, which is believed to be the primary cause of self-deception and walking around with your head up your rear (or someone else’s).

Opénurize™ has been shown to be effective as a preventative against both Democrat and Republican inculcation. People ingesting Opénurize™ stopped taking at face value information promoted by political pundits and television talking heads. Improvement was generally seen after the first dose, though some may require multiple doses before noticing alleviation of symptoms. Required dosage may vary depending upon the depth of existing indoctrination. Those who have been exposed to higher levels of agitprop may take longer to see results. 

Some have reported feelings of euphoria and renewed free-thinking after taking Opénurize™.

Side effects may include disillusionment, disdain for elected officials and government agencies, and turning off the evening news. Be sure to follow safe dosage guidelines as taking too much Opénurize™ at one time may cause dizziness, fainting, or self-loathing for prior inability to see through facades. Exercise caution after first starting Opénurize™ when consuming daily news, as some degree of cognitive-dissonance may occur.

Opénurize™ will not help you think critically or replace emotional argument with logical reasoning. This outcome must be pursued separately.

Do not take Opénurize™ if you are allergic to truth. Severe adverse effects may include being unfriended by previous social media acquaintances, disputes with buddies and colleagues, and quarrels with parents and siblings. If these symptoms occur, keep taking Opénurize™ and encourage your family and friends to take Opénurize™ as well.

Do not stop taking Opénurize™ suddenly, as this may result in reverting to harmful fantasy and folly.

If Opénurize™ does not alleviate all your symptoms, you may benefit from adding Waykúpufül™ to your daily regimen.

Seek immediate assistance if you are unable to discern satire from seriousness.

Opénurize™ is right for everyone, though not all people may be able to swallow or tolerate it. Talk to your friends and family to determine if you or any of them are in need of Opénurize™.

---

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (or any other government or media agency). This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Take Opénurize™ with caution when living under socialist, communist, or otherwise tyrannical governments, as such governments will surely disallow its use.