Tired of tight fitting tin foil hats?
We have the solution that's right for you
Are you tired of those tight-fitting tin foil hats? Is your aluminum attic attire folding like a cheap suit? Does your conspiracy cloche clash with your Cartier chronometer? Well fret no more!
Introducing…the Faraday Fedora!
Made from silver-infused stainless steel, this topper is tough and effective! Durable and attractive, the Faraday Fedora is able to hold its shape under the most serious of stresses while shielding your skull from pernicious propaganda. Now you can watch the evening news knowing that mendacious modulations will be blocked before bombarding your brain. Read newspapers and magazines without worry that you will suffer inimical ink-based intellection. Preposterous political punditry will roll off your topper like raindrops beading off a freshly waxed car. No longer will noxious notions needle your noggin.
The Faraday Fedora has been thoroughly lab tested and proven to safeguard your sensibilities from malignancies and mendacities such as:
main stream media misinformation
political prevarication
social media psychosis
mental malaise
fatuous talk-show twits
feckless fainéants
5G
and more…
This stylish sombrero is more than just potent - it’s practical too! It is the perfect accent to any ensemble. No need to concern yourself with whether your foil fez will clash with your wardrobe; the Faraday Fedora complements any clothing selection.
We’re so confident in the classiness and capabilities of this cap that it comes with a full, no-risk, no questions asked, 100% money-back guarantee! If for any reason you’re not completely satisfied with your Faraday Fedora, simply return it in its original packaging and put your cranium back in your caboose - you’ll be none the wiser!
The Faraday Fedora is not available in stores or even high-end haberdasheries.
If you order now, we’ll include a second Faraday Fedora free (just pay separate shipping and processing). But hurry, quantities are limited, and due to supply chain issues, we may be forced to discontinue production.
The Faraday Fedora - the favorite fashion accessory of all critical thinkers! Order yours today!
SIGN ME UP FOR AT LEAST 3!!! Can I get different colors for the hat band/ribbon? And possibly feathers that can be easily removed and re-attached? I need 2 in a 7 1/4 size. I will need to confirm the sizes for the others. Do you do C.O.D.? I don't do electronic payments for OVBIOUS reasons.
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